And I mean that literally. Now I can’t just keep giving up all the juicy details of every show for free. If you want a play by play breakdown, you’re gonna have to pay for it. I will accept dishwashing services and sensual massage.
What I can do, just for you, ‘cuz you’re special, is give you a few of the highlights. Ready? Let’s see if I can do it all in one breath…
Jessica Delfino’s gotta magic pussy, but you better not rape it; a Kira Kupcake like love elf shared her drunken woes and the shade of her parasol; Elvis (Ellie Steingraeber, Ellie-vis, if you will) made an appearance, he’s alive, he can fly, and he’s got a hot bod!; speaking of hot bod, Bianca Dagga-queer queen of burlesque showed us hers; Miss Kae Burke flew her colors high causing admiration and awkward giggles; Sara G. Y’all proves she can be as serious(ly provocative) as she is funny; Evangeline hosted, mosted, and mashed songs with grace; and there was oh so much more!
Oh, all right, I can’t get away with that oh so much more crap. I mean, if nothing else, I’m cheating the incredible performers who’ve I just left out. And believe me, they are worth every word.
Like A.C. Prouser, who did fancy trapeze tricks while juggling 5 balls! without batting an eyelash, I might add; Amazing Amy and Harlan Muir rejoined the fun with their accordian/extreme yoga combo; OMG how could I have almost forgotten Rebeccca Nagle, who turned us on, grossed us out, then taught us why (What? Midnight lesson on the abject? Yes, please!); Jacob Jampel didn’t eat his shirt but he made me choke with laughter; and of course I was there too. Tango dancing in clown makeup, as usual.
I must say a big big thank you to The House of Yes for hosting us, we all had such a great time and hope to go back soon!
Next show, no snow. Clap your hands if you believe in spring. Pratfalls and pasties to you all! XXOO, Busty Kitten.
